HAIR ON MY PILLOW
(Parody of Tears On My Pillow - Little Anthony)

You don't remember me, I can't remember you.
It's been that way with us since 1992
Hair on the pillow, teeth in a glass, same as you.

If I could remember what to do, I wouldn't hesitate
I'd just ignore my back and tempt the hand of fate
Hair on the pillow, teeth in a glass, same as you.

Old age is just a feeling, old age is such a pain.
I'd like to tell you how I feel, but I can't remember your name.

If I could remember what to do, I wouldn't hesitate
I'd just ignore my back and tempt the hand of fate
Hair on the pillow, teeth in a glass, same as you.

Oooooh Ouch oohhhh…etc…..(various sounds of moaning and groaning)