ANNIE'S PREGNANT AGAIN
(Based on John Denver's "ANNIE'S SONG")

A bucket of chicken, a bag of burritos,
A basket of french fries, a box of
A gallon of ice cream, with a jar of sour pickles
That's right you've guessed it.
Annie's pregnant again.

Good thing I love her, 'cause she's driving me crazy.
As I run to the restaurant or drive to the store.
When I order her pizza, with a topping of chocolate,
What was I thinking. Annie's pregnant again.

Now she's asking to oyster's, covered in golden syrup
She's pregnant again.

I fill up the table, with a dozen main courses,
With soup and a salad and red velvet cake.
She picks at a lobster, says "I just want some water".
Will someone please shoot me. Annie's pregnant again.