LADY IN BED (Not everything stays in Vegas)
Based on Lady in Red by Chris de Burgh


Wish I knew what happened to me last night,
I know something's just not right… hmmm hmm hmmm
My head feels like an elephant's learning to dance with an army of ants
And where the hell's my pants?
And what's this dress I'm wearing.
And the red streaks in my hair they match my eyes, I feel half blind.

The lady in bed lying with me cheek to cheek,,
How'd she get here, in bed with me, who the hell is she,
I've no idea who this is by my side,
I wish I could forget, the things I did last night..

The mascara round my eyes is a bit of a site,
And the sheep gave me a fright, standing there grazing.
The notice says that you are my bride,
When you belched, farted and smiled, you took my breath away,
I've never had such a feeling,
Such a feeling of such complete utter fear at the site.

The lady in bed lying with me cheek to cheek,
How'd she get here, in bed with me, who the hell is she,
I've no idea who this is by my side.
I wish I could forget, the things I did last night,
I wish I could forget what I did last night.

The lady is bed, the lady in bed