CHINESE IN NEW HAVEN GREEN
Based On House of the Rising Sun by The Animals

There is a Chinese in New Haven Green, they call it Hu Flung Dung
It's been the cause of many a sick man, and "belch" I think I'm one

I tried their fried rice special, some meat with dark green beans
Now I know why there are no cats and dogs, around New Haven green.

First up came the prawn balls, followed by cold chow Mein
No matter how it had gone down, it came up just the same.

Drinking bottles of pink Pepto, while trapped upon the loo.
If you know this feeling yourself, perhaps you've ate there too.

Now take this as a lesson, don't go where I did go
Shun any place to eat, where the chefs called One Hang Low.

There is a Chinese in New Haven Green, they call it Hu Flung Dung
It's been the cause of many a sick man, and (fart noise) I know I'm one