I'M A SENIOR)
Based on Have You Seen Her bu The Chillites


One year ago, today I was happy as a lark, now I go for walks, but I can't even find the park
I stop and sit on the same old bench before my legs give way. You know it could even be a Tuesday, but to me just another day.
People gather round me; some even know my name. They say "do your trousers up" but I leave them open, just the same.
I know I'm meant to be somewhere, for lunch with what's his name. I have my free bus pass, so today again I ride.

Ohhh I don't hear her voice when she calls me dear. I'm not mad, I just can't hear
I'm a senior. Baby I'm a senior
I see her face everywhere I go. What's her name, shit, I don't know?
I'm a senior. Baby I'm a senior.

Why oh why do I have to pee, each time I sneeze, oh yeah.
Oh…, look at my boy parts, they're hanging down to my knees, yes to my knees

I've got a plastic hip a replacement knee. I'm a member of the AARP
I'm a senior. Baby I'm a senior.

A red pill to help when I can't poop. A blue one to help when I have the droop
I'm a senior. Baby I'm a senior

To bed at eight, get up at dawn. Get that dog off my bloody lawn.
I'm a Senior. Baby I'm a senior

She left her teeth next to the bed, went and took mine instead
I'm a Senior (gummy), Baby I'm a senior

Why oh why do I have to pee, each time sneeze oh yeah.
Oh, look at my boy parts, they're hanging down to my knees, yes my knees..
Whyyyy

As another day comes to an end, anything to tell me what I was meant to do today
With friends leaving me all the time I'm just a lonely man.
You know these days, I have to do everything by hand.
I'm a senior, baby I'm a senior… Ohhh yeah
I'm a senior, baby I'm a senior