Christmas Piles
Based on Christmas Pipes by Celtic Woman

Christmas piles, Christmas piles
Hurting us, hurting us, on Christmas night
Need a ring or a cush', for this pain in the tush
Due to these Farmer Giles, my Christmas piles

Christmas pain, Christmas pain.
Over did the eggnog this Christmas again.
Can't sit all that while, due to seasonal piles.
So full of Christmas pain

Travelling far, travelling near
Driving's no fun, with a pain in the rear.
And the further you go, you're bound to find snow
No fun with these Christmas Piles

Christmas piles, Christmas piles
Hurting us, hurting us, on Christmas night
Need a ring or a cush', for this pain in the tush
Due to these Farmer Giles, my Christmas piles

Barry Eva