Blowing In The Wind
Based on song of the same name by Bob Dylan
What does a Scotsman ware under his kilt?
This often wondered have I.
Does he wear a pair of wee tartan trews
Or does he leave it open to the sky?
And when he goes walking through the bracken so tall,
Does it nere bring a tear to his eye?
The answer my friend is blowing in the wind, the answer is dangling in the wind.
Does he wear a sporran to feel for the change?
Or is it to cover what's behind?
Hanging down to protect them from amorous sheep
As he creeps up on them from behind.
Of course, wellington boots would be better
For what he has on his mind.
The answer my friend is blowing in the wind the answer is dangling in the wind
Nothing is warn under the kilt
This to you a Scotsman will tell
There's no issue with what's there at all,
In fact, it's all working quite well.
Just that the thistles on a dark windy night,
Put a young man's ardor through hell
The answer my friend is blowing in the wind, the answer is dangling
Barry Eva
