Mr Playboy
Based on Mr Sandman by The Chordets

Mr. Playboy, bring me a dream
Something delicious for an over sexed teen.
Give her two breats like the rocks of the ages.
I'll try hard to not stick up the pages.

Playboy, I'm so alone
I'll only read it when my parents aren't home.
A double centerfold would be peachy keen.
Mr. Playboy, bring me a dream

Mr. Playboy, bring me a dream
Make her the cutest girl that I've ever seen.
From Maralyn and Madona or Betty Grable,
Just be careful with that center staple.

Playboy, I'm so alone.
I'll have it hidden till my parents aren't home.
Middle age mean know what I mean,
Mr. Playboy, bring me a dream

Mr. Playboy, don't get me wrong,
The pictures are art, well at least for this song.
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder
I just want to see it before I'm much older.

Mr. Playboy, someone to hold (Someone to hold)
Something to look at before I'm too old
So please just show me page sixteen
Mr. Playboy, bring me, please, please, please
Mr. Playboy, bring me a dream

Barry Eva