She's Venus with Blue veins,
Whistler's mother with much less hair
A walkin' talkin' work of art
Just hold your nose when she's going to fart

My Venus with blue veins
The ugly sister adore.
She's my very special zombie, too
My worst nightmare come true.

They say there's seven Krakens in the world
But what they say is out of date
There's more than seven Krakens in the world
I just met number eight

My Venus with blue veins
Is everything I dred she'd be
A smelly nightmare that I love,
And she belongs to me

My Venus with blue veins
Is everything I dred she'd be
A slime covered goblin, that I love
Why did she pick on me.

Barry Eva
November 2024