I really shouldn't have had curry last night cos it always ends the same. The toilets overflow and I always get the blame.
I can't help breaking wind and the doc won't tell me why. Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've tried.
Don't' let them in, they'll run from me, I just can't stop cutting the cheese.
I'll cross my legs, squeeze my cheeks real tight, I think I've…

Let one go, let one go, can't hold it in anymore. Let one go, let one go, open up all the windows and doors.
I don't care what the people say, let my bowls rage on, the smell never bothered me any way.

When my stomach starts exploding, people run into the hall. The fear is that I lose control, in front of you all.
My god I really need a poo, I'm scared that I might fart and follow through, Roll down your windows in a car with me. I just need…

Let one go, let one go, can't hold it in anymore. Let one go, let one go, open up all the windows and doors.
I don't care what the people say, let my bowls rage on.

The smell will linger in the air and make you want to gag, It's slowly suffocating, you'll be needing a barf bag.
The sound will shake, it's like a stormy thunderous blast. I'll never keep it in, It's exploding out my ASS…

Let one go, let one go, It smells like something inside has died. Let one go, let one go, the stench will make you cry
Here it comes, I'm ready to burst, now it's in my pants…. The smell never bothered me anyway.

Barry Eva
December 2024