As you get older your bladder goes
You lose control totally
Every thirty minutes, let me Pee!

And every time I take a piss
The urge it soon comes back to me
Every thirty minutes, let me Pee!

Let me Pee! Let me Pee!
Let me Pee! Let me Pee!
Every thirty minutes I have to Pee!

Tried sounds of rain and breaking waves
They really do not work for me
Soon dashing to the bathroom, let me Pee!

With fresh depends and rubber pants
Running shoes are a must for me
Every thirty minutes I have to Pee!

Let me Pee! Let me Pee!
Let me Pee! Let me Pee!
I have to use the bathroom, need to Pee!

Let me Pee! Let me Pee!
Let me Pee! Let me Pee!
I have to use the bathroom, Let me Pee!

Let me Pee! Let me Pee!
Let me Pee! Let me Pee!
I have to use the bathroom, Got toPee!

No matter what the clock says
I feel Mother Nature calling me
I can't hold on much longer, I need to Pee!

Old age is a hardship
Bladder clock a certainty,
Every Thirty minutes, Let me Pee!

Let me Pee! Let me Pee!
Let me Pee! Let me Pee!
Gotta use the bathroom, Let me Pee!

Let me Pee! Let me Pee!
Let me Pee! Let me Pee!
The song will have to end here, I have to Pee!

Barry Eva
March 2025