Colonoscopy, Lord, I pray it isn't true, what you'll do to me.

Colonoscopy, shove a camera into my arse, that's just not possible.

Give me drugs and imbibe me, so I won't feel you, inside me,

I bless the day, I never think of you, but that's not possible.

Drink 40 ounces of magnesium sit-rate, that's impossible.

If when you drink it, be near the bathroom door, if at all possible.

And tomorrow if they ask me to take more, I'll say forget It,

I would sell my very soul and not regret it, but that's not possible.

Colonoscopy keeps you running, for the door, but it's not possible.

And in a few years, you'll be coming back for more, how is that possible.

And tomorrow, if they ask me how it went, somehow, I'll tell them

I would sell my very soul, if I would never, never need again, a Coloscopy,
Coloscopy, Coloscopy, Coloscopy

Barry Eva
April 2025