I had a curry yesterday,
And now the smell won't go away
Now I'm reeking, reeking when I fart

I decided to have beans at lunch today,
A big mistake I have to say,
Now I'm pungent, pungent when I fart.

Oh misery - misery, that bad smell, blame it on me.

From experience, I should know
That certain foods affect one so
And I'm stinking, stinking when I fart.

Now, I'm noxious, noxious when I fart

Really putrid, putrid when I fart

Oh misery - misery, the stink, well it's down to me,
From experience, I should know
That certain foods affect one so
And it's reeking, reeking when I fart
Stinking when I fart.
Putrid when I fart

Barry Eva
September 2025