RECEEDING HAIRLINE
Based on Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamong
When it began, I can't begin to knowing',
But then I think I was only young.
Not a Greek god, but I was pretty handsome',
When on earth did it all go wrong.
Hair, losing hair, freaking out, depressing me, amusing you.
My receding hairline, man I used to look so good, (so good, so good, so good.)
When I was in my prime, I believed I always would,
But now I… just look good at night, when I don't seem so homely,
But it's still enough to make one cry.
It really hurts, cause my hair was long and wavey.
Now it's just waving me goodbye.
Bald, going bald, just my luck, I've outgrown my hair… What The Fuck!
My receding hairline, man I used to look so good, (so good, so good, so good._
Now I'm in decline, I believed I'd never would… Oh No, No
My receding hairline, man I used to look so good. (So good, so good, so good.)
Live can be so unkind, and I never understood'.
My receding hairline, man I used to look so good. (So good, so good, so good.)
What I've got ain't all mine, I bought this wig in Hollywood...
Barry Eva
October 2025