Oh ho ho ho

If you've been feeling constipated
If you've been drinking too much beer
If you feel the urge to throw up
Or have an attack of diarrhea
Then the bathroom is your favorite room
It comes to your rescue
That's the wonder
The wonderful loo (wonderful loo)

That smallest room can make you brighter
Has underestimated charm
Somewhere quiet to read the paper
With your mobile phone to keep you calm
Then the bathroom is your favorite room
And comes to your rescue
That's the wonder
The wonderful loo

Instrumental break Oh ho ho ho, Oh ho ho ho, Oh ho ho ho,

Then the bathroom is the only room
That comes to your rescue
That's the wonder
The wonderful loo - ooh - ooh.

Barry Eva

December 2025