PLEASE GIVE ME A HERO

YOU CAN COOK, WHAT YOU WANT'A COOK
YOU CAN FRY, WHAT YOU WANT TO FRY
I DON'T CARE, WHAT YOU COOK TONIGHT
A SUB WILL DO JUST FINE

I DON'T WANT, NO GREASY BURGER N' BUN
I DON'T WANT, NO CHICKEN TO.
ALL I WANT, IS THE THING I LOVE
A HERO HERE TONIGHT

I JUST WANT A HERO BABY
FILLED WITH HAM 'N TURKEY TO
LETTUCE, TOMATO MAKES IT BETTER
BUT PLEASE JUST HOLD THE MAYONASE

NICE WHITE BREAD, NOT TO OLD AND STALE
WITH MEAT AND A SLICE OF CHEESE.
AM I ASKING TO MUCH, IF YOU DON'T MIND
I WANT HERO HERE TONIGHT

I JUST WANT A HERO BABY
FILLED WITH HAM 'N TURKEY TO
LETTUCE TOMATO MAKES IT BETTER
PLEASE JUST HOLD THE MAYONASE

OH I'M FEELING SO HUNGRY
I'M FEELING SO VERY HUNGRY
OH YES
AM I ASKING TO MUCH, IF YOU DON'T MIND
I WANT HERO HERE TONIGHT

I JUST WANT A HERO BABY
FILLED WITH HAM 'N TURKEY TO
LETTUCE TOMATO MAKES IT BETTER
BUT PLEASE JUST HOLD THE MAYONASE

I JUST WANT A HERO BABY
FILLED WITH HAM 'N TURKEY TO
LETTUCE TOMATO MAKES IT BETTER
PLEASE JUST HOLD THE MAYONASE
I DON'T WANT NO MAYONASE
I JUST WANT A HERO