Yes Ma'am, I Can Boogie
A Parody of the Song by Baccara

Lady.
Your eyes are full of hesitation
Sure makes me wonder
Exactly what you're looking for.

Lady.
Don't believe my reputation
I'm on sedation
You try me once, I'll hit the floor.

Yes Maam, I could boogie
Before tonight nothing was wrong
I could boogie, boogie woogie
All night long.

Yes Maam, I could boogie,
If it wasn't for my thong,
I could boogie, boogie woogie, all night long

No Maam,
I don't feel very much like talking
No, neither walking
Can't you tell just by my stance?
Yes Maam, it really pinged me in the worse place
I now sing soprano
It is a painful circumstance.

Yes Maam, I could boogie
Before tonight nothing was wrong
I could boogie, boogie woogie
All night long.

Yes Maam I could boogie,
If it wasn't for my thong
I could boogie, boogie woogie, all night long