Black Label
BLACK LABEL (Whiskey)
A Parody Of Allanah Myles Black Velvet
Allanah Myles (Black Velvet)
Mouth parched like the Mississippi in a dry spell
Saw Roy Rogers riding Trigger cross the sky
Elephant dancin' with a walrus on its shoulder
The world's gone crazy and I'm a getting high
Needed just one thing, to make my senses sing,
Saw the lights and open door, went in for just one more
Black Label a drink to make a men smile
Black Label not that JD southern style
Only drink that can bring you to your knees
Black Label if you please.
Johnny Walker is all a man can long for
Amber nectar a drink to make you wild.
Scottish whiskey enough to make your head swirl
Sing "Love me tender" and forget about your piles.
The way is tastes, it is a sin, so sweet and true
When the bottles gone, order another one
Black Label a drink to make a men smile
Black Label not that JD southern style
Only drink that can bring you to your knees
Black Label if you please.
So raise a glass and sing along, with this BL drinking song
To the drink so sweet and strong
Johnny Walker here's to you
Black Label a drink to make a men smile
Black Label not that JD southern style
Only drink that can bring you to your knees
Black Label if you please.
Black Label a drink to make a men smile
Black Label not that JD southern style
Only drink that can bring you to your knees
Black Label if you please.
